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Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it can only contain your naked pictures

I wish that I have all the dorito's at my local store :)

 
Granted, but you have to wear a fedora for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to Amsterdam.

 
Granted but you cant smoke weed or test the 'local ladies'.

I wish I could go and watch the Boston Red Sox live

 
Granted, but they change their name to the blue sox and a full scale riot breaks out.

I wish I had 75k to start up my organization.

 
Granted but a hobo attacks you once you leave the bank and you lose it all

I wish I had a pilots license...

 
Granted but you're placed on every no-fly list, no company will hire you, and you never have the money to buy an aircraft.

I wish I had a tank.

 
Granted, but you can't kill hobos with it.

I wish I had more teamspeak tags than @

 
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Granted but you wont be able to join channels

I wish that I would have all the money of Altis :)

 
Granted, but you can't spend it.

I wish I could think of a wish

 
Granted, but the only wish you can think of involves a mankini.

I wish England could win Euro 2016

 
Granted but you'll have to look like a 45 year old man in a pink bikini. And publish online photo's of yourself

I wish I was home right now

 
puppy1004 said:
Granted but you'll have to look like a 45 year old man in a pink bikini. And publish online photo's of yourself

I wish I was home right now
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Granted, but you would have to sit in front of your PC without turning it on until the time you would originally be home.

I wish my Huron couldn't be scrapped my police.

 
Granted, but you now no longer own a Huron.

I wish I had a helicopter.

 
Granted, but it adds an intervention sniper rifle only because you made them rush development.

I wish I didn't waste 4k hours on GMOD.

 
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