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How do you make a cup of tea?

Fluqi

Welsh | 2020 Pub Quiz Winner
Staff Team
Los Santos Police
Los Santos Police Trainer
Location
United Kingdom
The most important question one can ask is how you make a cup of tea?

I put this question in #staff-banter and I have to say I was utterly disappointed. 

I've lost faith in the Staff Team, don't let me lose faith in the community.

How do YOU make a cup of tea? Step by Step instructions. 

Mine: 

Boil Water
Teabag in Cup
Sugar in Cup
Boiled Water in Cup
Wait for 5 or so minutes for tea to brew
Squeeze teabag
Stir cup like mad
Put milk in Cup

Enjoy the best cup of tea you'll ever have in your life.

 
Boil water, 

Bag in,

Water over bag,

wait,

wait longer,

wait a little more,

Squeeze the bag,

Bin it,

Milk in,

Sugar if you take it,

Enjoy tea made properly.

 
Look, so long as noone mentions a microwave, I think we are doing pretty well....

 
put cold water in the cup with milk,

Microwave for 3 minutes,

Put the sugar in,

Teabag in,

Stir done,

 
put cold water in the cup with milk,

Microwave for 3 minutes,

Put the sugar in,

Teabag in,

Stir done,
I know this is a joke, but I still hate you.

 
Mine: 

Boil Water
Teabag in Cup
 2x Sugars in Cup
Boiled Water in Cup
Wait for 20 seconds and scoop tea bag out
Pour shit loads of milk in
Stir

 
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Table of Contents: x1 Kettle x1 Cup x1 Spoon x1 teabag (barrys Preferably) 2x sugar (Spoonful's)  20ml of milk 

Boil Da Kettle 

1x Teabag into cup

Place Cup Firmly Beside kettle

add your 2x sugars 

Pure boiling water into cup

Wait 3-5 minutes to let it brew

Add 20ml of milk (Anything else is warm milk)

Stir from bottom to top 

Take Teabag out

Does not matter where you put it wife will take care of it later (hard working man) Joke btw!

Sip and enjoy responsibly 

 
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Water into kettle
Sugar into kettle
Boil the water / sugar

Tea bag into cup
Milk into cup
Cup into microwave for 30 seconds

Pour Sugary water into warm milk
Add 2-4 sweetners (20+ for a brain fart)


 

 
Boil water
Put sugar in cup
Put a little bit of honey in the cup
Put tea bag in
Pour water
Wait
Take tea bag out
Stir
Enjoy. 

 

 
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Boil Water

Put tea bag in cup (Tetley's always)

Put 3 sugars in cup

Add boiling water to preferred level

Stir for 15/20 seconds then drain teabag

Put teabag in bin

Add milk

Drink

 
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