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Court Day for Mr Wong​

Another day and more anger at the Police. On a side note fuck the police they robbed 10k off me, mother fuckers with love. Mr Wong and his two business partners were taking the police to court due to over use of force and their misconduct with their actions. It was late to start due to people wanting to watch the Euro football matches that day and i think the main defendant ,cant remember the officers name, did not even show up. It was a very tense and interesting court case but it looks like the police are going to loose this case. it was very boring and a lot of wasted time with unnecessary talk from the polices lawyer. At the end nothing was decided and both lawyers and judges will be talking for how to settle the outcome.  The best thing about the court case was Luk Ping i think that's his name having a wonderful adventure outside which i was able to capture.


 

Miners are unsatisfied with the new drills​

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As of recently, the mining drills have changed and people are already complaining about the new drills. Most people complain about how long it now takes to mine 1 mineral, as I am not a miner, I interviewed Eric Wong, a local miner that spend a lot of his days in the dark caves of the mines.

"I don’t like the new mining drills, they are way more complicated and I actually have to look for the veins to mine instead of just standing there drilling away at the walls. It’s more time consuming and more work for us miners. I prefer the old drills, they are way easier and quicker! The old ones I could mine 1500 ore before I stop but now I can only mine 500 before being tired." - Eric Wong when he wasn't drunk for once 05/07/2021

The local miners have made a petition to get the government to bring back the old drills. If you wish to support them, feel free to sign this petition.

Melee or ranged, what do gangs prefer?​

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The gangs have recently decided to stop using guns and use baseball bats and knives for their gang wars, making it safer for the local community as they have less chance on getting shot in the crossfire. When asking for the reason, the answers were different. The 2 most common answers were "it's more fun to bash someones head in" and "don't want another Section 60 on our turf". The new type of gang war is a fun sight to be seen in the city, as people now can safely watch and bet their money on their favourite side. It is also not dangerous for both sides as they bring each others wounded to the hospital.

The current scores are:
Vagos 1 - 4 Apostles
Grove Street 1 - 3 Ballas
Triads 1 - 0 Ballas

Feel free to bet on your favourite team during the next baseball match, hang around the turf to see when this is happening. (Scores currently displayed may be altered due to bias of the people I asked)

Win a car!​

Have you ever thought about your life, wondering what decisions in your life made you get to this point? Have you ever wondered what went wrong and why you need to be THIS unlucky? Well now is your chance to get lucky! You can win a Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 by uploading your most entertaining and funny car/bike crash. If you wish to win, feel free to e-mail me the clip in following template:

Name:
Phone Number:
Clip:

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Think of the children​



I Miguel Luis have come across and witnessed so many horrors over the last couple of weeks. This city has turned into an apocalyptic city where people are fighting to see who is on TOP!!!!. I even had to defend myself and kill someone to stay alive which haunts me now and i think i wont get over seeing their brains over the floor. I thought it would be nice to meet a friend in SandyShores motel but random people rolled up and opened fire at myself and my mate plus her friend which they were shot and heavily wounded. I was wounded and was able enough to steal a car a run. 

After being stitched up and put back together by the hard working NHS. i walked out to find the city burning and gangs running wild. Due to the cops raiding gang hideout for their guns people were fight with fists, bats, knifes and what ever they can get their hands on. i witnesses three on one attacks which left victims with bones coming out of their skin and the NHS on the brink of collapse. Even the holiest man in the city Father A policing what he could to try and bring some balance to these raging gang wars. i dont know when the fighting will stop but at the moment there seems to be no stopping it and no faith in the police at this point in time. 

Everyone keep safe and protect yourself when needed as in this point in time you dont know when it will be your last.

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A Light at the end of the Tunnel.​

The Police have finally stepped up and are putting a end to the war of the gangs which has turned the city into a war zone full of bodies. First they Raided the Aztecas and cleaned out their storage which left them in a weakened state. The next was Vargos which from the article above they have been wiped out and many of their gang have life in prison. Now its the Triads turn and they are in the firing line of the police and have been raided. finally kids and people living a normal life can get back to work and bring a sense of normality to this city.

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P.s The Police are still the biggest criminals in the city i witnessed them blocking off the hospital so people could not get their Covid jabs. What bastards 

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The City has finally settled down​

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With the insane carnage that the war of the gangs brought to the city once again, has levelled out and the city has returned to what us citizens might call normality. These events mostly all focused around the Police as they are still the biggest criminals, that still need to be dealt with. The first offence I saw was a male trying to buy some cans for a little get together down by the beach but was stopped as the Police thought it was acceptable to say that his outfit is too sexual and offends young children and families. This sort of policing is unacceptable in these times.

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The next offence I saw were two guys going on a nice family holiday but were stopped for their choice in paint job. The Police were saying it does not fit their standards  and should be a plain colour. This is going too far and soon they will say what we can and cant eat soon.

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The next story will make anyone's blood boil as it could of happened to anyone of us. A poor man was driving home in his work vehicle after a long day at work and the police thought it would be fun to harass this man. Again they are using their power to bully citizens as they see fit. Their personal feeling are being used more than common sense.

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This one does not need no long explanation other than corrupt cops drinking on the job cause massive pile up on the motor way near the prison. Must of gone there to get their supple of prison toilet booze.

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P.S Vargos are still on the loose.

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A Normal day in the city​

It was a slow day for news in the city but i was able to find some interesting stories while driving around. The first story is another issue with the police where they knocked down a poor man off his bike for no reason which left him crippled on the floor begging for his mum for help. its a sad day when you see a grown man calling for his mum after a impact with a police car. 

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The next story will surprise a lot of men that suffer with this issue in bed. The local pharmacy has released a new strain of Viagra which also enhances blood flow and stamina. I saw this man running around the car park showing off his tent pool screaming i can take on the world. This brought more people into the store. If anyone is looking for a investment this is the time to buy into your local pharmacy's.

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The third story is a odd one, as its no surprise when the NHS ambulance service attend the Balla's car wash. Normally its due to cop raids or gang fights but today no one is openly saying why they were there but three stories have been spread around. 1 Jambo got stuck on the toilet again and needed to be hoisted off it. 2 Yacob was locked in the car again by his wife Ethal and she did not leave the window open on a hot day. 3 The new hang abouts got frisky with the pressure washer and the hose needed to be removed from someone orifice.

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Winner of the car​

As of my latest article, we have a winner! Mr. Vincent Fisher won the car by his great crash where he even managed to do a backflip and land on both his feet, if that ain't crashing in style. The clip can be seen below:

https://medal.tv/clips/3OeSbD-WG4YWy/d1337euGfkbe

Congratulations Mr. Fisher with your brand new sports car, we hope you will enjoy it more than I did (I never used it).

Rap Battle Winner​

A few days (maybe weeks) ago the Triads hosted a rap battle which was heavily dominated by the Ballas, every single gang was there but it was mainly the Ballas who were in the spotlight. The event could easily be described as the Ballas just orally slaughtering every single gang and making the kids go back home and cry in bed, they have showed they're the real rap gods.

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WANETED CRIMINAL WONG SENDS A BROADCAST MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE OFF LOS SANTOS

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19th August 2021

Dear Readers, 

Hi I'm Teddy Wrinkle,

It is with mixed emotions I announce that I will be stepping down as Weazel News CEO. Over the past 12 months Weazel News has become a big part of my life, so much so that it has somewhat taken over all other aspects, without a change I risk losing something very important to me. As many of you may know, Charles from the Lost MC and I have been dating for some time now, he recently proposed to me which I gracefully accepted. 

Over the last few weeks Charles and I have started bickering over mundane issues and after a huge blow out of a fight, it has come to my attention that I am negating my premarital duties to him. For this reason, I have taken the decision to stand down as CEO and have appointed Leche in my place. I am sure you will all join me in welcoming Leche to his new position and I look forward to watching the direction he takes Weazel in. 

As this will be my last post for Weazel News I wanted to offer some thanks to the people of Los Santos, without you there would be no news. Some key callouts for me would be

Officer Chris Lee, your illicit gun trade really helped kick Weazel News off, whist many of the mothers who lost sons and daughters due to your actions would disagree with me, I thank you for your criminal behaviour.

PC Pervert, gone but not forgotten.

The Ballas, A good friend of mine Mo Salam asked to give you guys a shout out, he wanted me to say something along the lines of a hammer a being laid to rest and call out the Ballas shop for being low price / best quality.  

Every other Gang of Los Santos, you made me welcome in your somewhat protected turf's and provided me quality information on the happenings of the city alongside the general gossip which I most enjoyed.   

Los Santos Police Department, along side giving me almost every story to write, you also treated me very fairly and never took personal the attacks Weazel News made against you. Apart from the 'Cant Pay we'll Take It Away' evening, get the feeling you guys didn't like that one.

Group Six, if ever you are owed £2m by the Police department for failing to pay their court issued debts, call Group Six who will initiate project Cant Pay we'll Take It Away. I enjoyed seeing Shepard's chair walk out the door the most that evening.   

Los Santos NHS, I spent a short while as a Medic, I am reminded often about my first shift and an issue with the Panic Button which was captured in 4k! I will always love the work you do, keep it up. 

The Lost MC, for putting up with me so hanging around the clubhouse waiting for Charles for so long, I have a reward for you, a certain car you want. Will drive it up to you at some point this week. 

Everyone, citizens and government, thank you for all the laughs and making a worldwide pandemic actually enjoyable.   

Lastly The Weazel News team, I love you all.       

Teddy Wrinkle, that's me. 

 
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New Life to the City​

With the latest wars that have been happening in the city which has caused so many deaths to poor innocent people. There is a bright light that is bringing hope to people knowing that their cars are finally getting looked after the way they should. Two new businesses have opened up Auto Exotic Run by Nadine, Auto Repair owned by Ghost Woods and. Tire Nuts which is run by yours truly Miguel. These shops are offering the best repairs at low costs of £300, car wash £200 and fuel which is 1/4 tank £300. Come by and give your cars the love they deserve. Some prices may very.

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I had the pleasure of hanging about and watching magic happen.  The guys down at Grove Street have set up a second hand car shop which is offering cheap cars which have come from imports to locals. Like myself i have been ripped off by people getting imports and then selling at triple the price which has caused me to do horrible things to get that cash. Grove are changing that, they said they want people to come down have fun and get a car at a respectable price. I saw a Ford RS fully upgraded sell for £200k that is cheap.  People have been turning up to sell and buy all day and everyone is  laughing and having a fun time. If you need a car sold and want some fun come down to Grove Street and meet the guys at Grovestreetmotot.co.

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What a Day​

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Where do i begin. its been a manic day for the news from Grove Street second hand car sales to spice heads then male thong riots and then defecating on cars.

I will start with the best story of the day which is the opening of the Grove Streets new second hand car sales, see story above, which did have a small incident. A officer rammed a thief that was trying to steal a police bike but hit one of the salesmen which left him needing a wheel chair. The poor man has kids to feed but now is stuck inside healing.

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I am not one for fashion but Jesus Christ I never knew that male thongs were so highly sort after. There is a discounted clothing store next to the ballas carwash which were selling fake high end band male thongs. I know its summer now but it seems that they are the next big thing. What i saw when i passed by was the NHS and police on scene as a few people had been knifed and beaten. The police has nothing to say but passers by said it was like a war zone in that shop i am surprised that someone did not die.

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Finally a sicko is behind bars. I was driving past and I saw that the police had pulled over a man that had bags of hair in his car. From the police I heard that this man had been knocking out women on dates and shaving them for his sexual pleasure.  This guy has been doing it for months now and finally woman are somewhat safe in this city thanks to the police. They would not give this guys name out. 

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The worst story of the day and one where people need to be safe is that there is a shortage of Methamphetamine. Meth addicts are not able to get their dose from the hospitals and this will be cause a rise in crimes from petty theft and house robberies. What i saw coming out of the hospital was disgusting. it looks like zombies walking around craving their next fix. The worst part is that i saw four people trying to rob a man in a car to get money to buy their next fix. It go so bad, one of them defecated on top of the persons car.

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PDM Car Auctions​

Just like the Grove Street second hand car sales which brings the opportunity to buy cars in full for cheap. There is also Premium Deluxe Motorsport which offers car auctions for people. These cars are sold at a high value and more of a collectors event. These Auctions have been going on for about a week and every time the place is packed and some of the rarest cars in the city are for sale. The best thing about these auctions is that people wont need to spend millions on these cars. They just need to buy one of the ten tickets at a respectable price and they have a chance of getting their dream cars. 

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